I don’t know who Marques Brownlee is, but he’s flexing on Sneaker Shopping

I could not tell you off the top of my head who Marques Brownlee is, but he’s kicking out a wild flex by spending almost $10k on Sneaker Shopping.

I’m not going to lie, before watching this latest episode of Complex’s Sneaker Shopping, I had no idea who Marques Brownlee was. Mind you, I’m way too old to know who the guy is. I’m 907-years old so I have no idea what the new kids are into these days unless it’s about the “Old Town Road.” But apparently, Brownlee is some sort of modern YouTube sensation and a tech guru or something. I’m still not 100% sure on the more specific details as to what he does. I could just Google it, but nah.

However, no matter what he does, I was impressed by his episode of Sneaker Shopping alongside Joey Puma – aka Joe La Puma. Well, nobody calls him Joey Puma, but let’s make sure that nickname catches on. Anyway, I wasn’t impressed by anything he said, but I was impressed by the reach of Brownlee’s flex zone. The kids do still say ‘flex zone’ these days, right? No? Well, just go with it. They do now.

By flex zone, I mean he flexed on the show to make sure that whoever did not know him would know him by the end of the episode. Anybody who kicks out nearly $10k on sneakers is not to be messed with and deserves a handshake from me. Except I don’t shake hands because germs – the plague is brewing, ladies and gentlemen – but I’ll gladly fist bump the brother.

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In total, Brownlee spent a total of $9,714.92. Which, hey, those are not Juice Wrld numbers by any stretch of the imagination, but it’s something. Checkout  the full episode of Sneaker Shopping above.

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