Under Armour making astronaut suits … for some reason

Because Under Armour got bored of making sneakers, apparently, for some reason, they have decided to create astronaut suits for Virgin Galactic.

That is right, ladies and gentlemen who may or may not actually be reading this. Under Armour are making actual, official – more official than a whistle and a chick named Crystal, word to Lil Wayne – astronaut suits for an actual, official – so official all they need is a whistle – astronaut space program, Virgin Galactic. These are not for some Halloween deal with a raggedy dress-up shop; word to Party City. These are actual astronaut suits that actual astronauts will be wearing.

Why? My only guess is that Under Armour got bored making sneakers and decided astronaut suits was the next giant step for man or one giant leap for mankind; however that goofy slogan goes. It just seems random and bizarre, especially when Armour make some dope kicks. It would be one thing if it was a trash sneaker brand that decided to make the leap to making suits. I won’t dare name any of those trash brands (because some of y’all are reading this right now, do not think I haven’t peeped who reads our content every week), but this is a good sneaker brand randomly deciding to make astronaut suits.

Well, I spent enough time ranting. Time to actually explain why this is happening. Nah. On second thought, I prefer just leaving this as beautifully ranty as it is. You want to know the entire full story? Read Sole Collector’s official website. They got the full sticky of the icky on this story. All you need to know is that we should not expect an official, global release to the public any time soon.

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What do you think? Dope decision for Under Armour, or is it wack?